Born on the 21st of June 1999 in Cochin, Kerala; I emerged from my mothers womb with the sole intention of creating a blog for what would soon be my 11th Grade English Class! Well, in spite of the fact that that might not be entirely the case I do look forward to this opportunity as it gives me a chance to showcase all the complex language I acquired from ‘goodwords.com,’ so in short I approach this task with alacrity. In all seriousness however, as this is an assessed assignment apart of my Language and Literature course I must abstain from the use of colloquial speech. This means refraining from using abbreviations and terms such as ‘i,’ ‘alot’ including the common mix up between ‘your’ and ‘you’re.’ These terms though considered acceptable in textual speech are unfortunately a source of pain to a sect of people known as English Troglodytes, who seek to nullify the pain inflicted upon by them by these subtle nuances by conjuring up imaginary beasts, alleviating the stress that often forces them to act as what is commonly referred to on the internet as a ‘Grammar Nazi.’ It is for this reason that this blog shall be written in a formal register with the exception of my prevalent and often considered ostentatious sarcasm that is intrinsic to my affable personality. Alas I digress as I have yet to fully introduce the main and most important part of this blog, me.
My official name is Joshua David Toor, however through life
experience I have come to answer to the following sobriquets, limited too but
not excluding: Josh, Joshy, Toor and as I am often referred to by my fellow
countrymen, George. Indian by blood, I lived in India for a total of two weeks
after I was born before I was whisked away to Bahrain, at which time I began my
life as an expatriate. Since then I have only lived in one other country, which
is in fact the one I am still in today, Abu Dhabi. Having lived in the Middle
East region for quite a while I have become accustomed to its traditions and
culture in a fashion greater than my awareness of my own country’s. My
interests include sports, socializing with friends in addition serving in my
church in my aspiration to be a good Christian. My life goals, which as of now
are primarily focused on my life directly after school are to study in an IV
league University and graduate with a Business Degree and following in its
associated line of work. As mentioned before this blog is a new exciting
practice for me as it is a new median through which I can express myself as I
craft carefully thought out posts inspired by my insatiable love for language!
Though sarcasm cannot be fully understood through written text the previous
line was a slight exaggeration. This blog should however appeal to the everyday
reader as well as obligated 11th graders tasked with reading and
commenting on fellow student’s posts.
The question posed to us when we were given the task of
writing this first Blog post was, “What role does language have in my life?” in
addition to “Why is it important to study language?” To me language is the
means through which we communicate or according to the renowned, teacher
approved website known as Wikipedia, “Language is the
ability to acquire and use complex systems of communication.” Present since the
beginning of time, Language has many different forms and variations, but what
distinctly defines language for me is the vast amount of choices given to an
individual on how to express themselves with words that each convey a similar
yet somehow different meaning. It is used to pass on knowledge from generation
to generation in addition to generating entertainment for those looking for
something more. Additionally it is important to teach and study a language as
if a language is not learned and studied it cannot be spoken. According to
historian Miguel Leon-Portilla, “ In order to survive, a language must have a
function.” This function is communication, however without the learning or
studying of language, which in this case is English, cannot be preserved and is
rendered useless when it cannot be used for this sole purpose.
Through the course
of this year I will be posting updates in regards to developments within the
course in addition to put my thoughts into action by actually studying the
English Language. Feel free to leave any comments regarding the posts and in
addition, apologies for the length of this post I seemed to have gotten carried
away in flurry of my eagerness.
Finally Stay Safe
and Stay in School (Unless you’re an adult)
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ReplyDeleteThis was an entertaining introductory post. Allow your fears to be assuaged; I doubt that many English troglodytes will find your blog. Keep it tucked away safely and try not to cause alarm. Although a formal register will be mandated for analytical responses, feel free to maintain the ostentatious sarcasm that is at the core of your affable personality when reflecting on topics from class or writing creatively. This space can be a safe attic where the grammar police shouldn't find you. I can't say the same for imaginary beasts. Based on your rumination of language I am hopeful that you will enjoy some of our future lessons exploring the topic of standard and non standard English.
ReplyDeleteI must agree with the other commenter that this is indeed an insightful and compelling post, George. I feel that you have introduced yourself in all your entirety and you should strive to continuously maintain this connection with one's self. Despite my outstanding affirmation for this piece of literacy, I must disagree that Abu Dhabi is a country. After conducting a significant amount of research, a recurrent theme is that of it being a city or Emirate in the country of United Arab Emirates. I value your opinion on language greatly, and hope that this level of intuition continues in your subsequent posts.
ReplyDeleteWikipedia strikes again!
ReplyDeleteSome top quality banter here.
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ReplyDeleteHey Joshua! I really enjoyed reading your post. There is this undertone of sarcasm that shows how advanced you are in communicating through language. Your blog actually managed to make me laugh a couple of times. I took the whole blog idea a little too serious, as this is just space to free your expressions. Your blog post really revealed what kind of person you are and what your ideas and thoughts are upon language. Please keep writing like this, even if it has to be formally written! I was probably not the only one who smiled from your post. Excellent job!
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